Greetings, fans of the frightening! I bear good news: my works are being translated into Arabic.
In the past I have had trouble getting published in the Middle East due to the tenuous political climate and so-called advocacy in my books of "moral outrages of the most disgusting kind." However, the moment has come: soon all Orientals and Musselmen will be able to gaily pass their hours with such classics as The Printer's Daughter, The Dying Mist, and The Window Voyages.
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